Sunday, April 7, 2013

TAMARA WYNDHAM


I Don’t Want None   
 
I don’t want no car
I don’t want no cell phone
I don’t want no gun
I don’t want no heroin
I don’t want no hollering
I don’t want no TV set
I don’t want no landlady
I don’t want no tax
I don’t want no pie in the sky
 
I don’t want no smoke alarm
I don’t want no sirens
I don’t want no peanut butter
I don’t want no chewing gum
I don’t want no noisy neighbors
I don’t want no evil eye
I don’t want no bad dreams
I don’t want no raw onions
I don’t want no fire bombs
I don’t want no misunderstandings
 
I don’t want no mayonnaise
I don’t want no scrambled eggs
I don’t want no rubber ducky
I don’t want no cockroaches
I don’t want no headaches
I don’t want no earwax
I don’t want no cigarettes
I don’t want no sweet talk
I don’t want no bullshit
 
I don’t want no hamburger
I don’t want no plastic wrap
I don’t want no hard feelings
I don’t want no fleas
I don’t want no pity
I don’t want no eyeglasses
I don’t want no diet coke
I don’t want no complaints
l don’t want no long lists
 

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