Showing posts with label Orchid Tierney. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Orchid Tierney




Haret el Wasser


after Te Whiti
           & Tohu
were taken away
the people 
          remained sitting 
on the marae

I was called 
           by a woman 
      at no. 9 
she had 
        4 soldiers there
the first time
        we were paid
the second time
      they refused
      they left the house 
      the woman 
      banged the door
      & she swore

soldiers entered
            my quarter 
I saw furniture 
thrown 
men
threw her 
out of the window

forced removals 
            began 2 days later
men were removed
their houses 
torn down
     women were raped
     & molested
it was just 
like drafting sheep


references

“Red Blind Street.” The Battle of the Wazzer. Accessed 10 December 2014. http://user.online.be/~ snelders/wozzer/woztest.htm. 

“The Taranaki Report-Kaupapa Tuatahi.” 1996. WAI 143. Muru me te Rauapatu-The Muru and Raupatu of the Taranaki Land and People. Waitangi Tribunal Report. Accessed 12 December 2014. http://www.justice.govt.nz/tribunals/waitangi-tribunal/Reports/wai0143.






Zealandia boasts


1 million yrs ago 
God save the Queen!

           our king 
     Tuitonga 
died— 
     England  
          earth-hungry 
insatiable 
      took 
           13 years 
to send      the flag 
           of Britainnia 
     we are 
afraid 
     lest      some other 
     powerful 
nation 
     should take 
possession 
     of our island

but why doesn’t    noo zilind
take    the whole bloomin lot!

the island 
      without fruit 
the rock 
      stuck 
& could not 
            be raised
it is thus 
      with things 
done wrongly 
            at the present day!

yet 1100 yrs ago
     Niuē has yielded 
almost no return— 
20 members 
     of Parliament 
for a country 
of 600 
      —an abuse  
           & responsibility
there is no realistic 
possibility of Niuē
becoming a self-
sustaining economy 

all hail Zealandia!

we blunder 
            into Empire
& somehence 
1 trillion yrs 
1,256 Niueans convicted
bones unchanged by moss
brave 
          Folitolu 
      Latoatama 
Tamaeli
          rid the land 
of the tyrant
he who growls at 
prisoners & warders
who growls at Tatu 
     to fix up
the golf holes 
           in Foniakula

but Noo Zilind 
       will help Niuē 
her private sector
will grow as large 
      as possible 
the climate is excellent
& retirees bring 
a steady flow
attracting 
     a retirement 
village operator 
is a good
place to start



references

“Inquiry into New Zealand’s relationships with South Pacific countries.” Report of the Foreign Affairs, Defence and Trade Committee. December 2010. 
“Our New Possessions. Something About the Islands We Have Annexed.” Evening Post.   25 October 1900, 2. 
Scott, Dick. 1993. Would a good man die? Niue Island, New Zealand and the late Mr. Larsen. Auckland: Hodder & Stoughton.
Smith, Percy S. 1903. Niuē-Fekai (or Savage) Island and Its People. Christchurch: Whitcombe & Tombs.
Thomson, Basil C. 1902. Savage Island: An Account of a Sojourn in Niuē and Tonga. London: John Murray. 







Orchid Tierney is a New Zealander living in Philadelphia where she attends the University of Pennsylvania. She is an enthusiast of antique furniture. 


Wednesday, May 29, 2013

ORCHID TIERNEY

saving your sexless marriage

sexual artlessness
is another cause
of premature ejaculation

Master Of Ejaculation
Bedroom Master
is your personal roadmap
to PERFECTION

Q: What do blondes say after sex?

it is like sex GPS
where every Direction
is a Shortcut

you must remember,
clothes communicate

males
who ejaculate
after three minutes
of penetration,
are 17%

poor and quick sex
is weakening activity
and can destroy
your sexual prowess,

get the best erection
and control it

GROW
up to 3 or 4 inches
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per MONTH!

males
who ejaculate
after fifteen minutes
of penetration,
are 3%

the chances of skin

sex is sex
is love is love

A: Thanks.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

ORCHID TIERNEY

he & #39 is nice
he & #39 is an engaging conversationalist
& you & #39 love to touch his hand
but you can & #39